screenshotsofdespair:

stained-glass-sphinx:

Friendly reminder that, at his current wealth level, Bezos could operate Amazon in an ethical manner, pay all his employees a decent wage, single-handedly buy the infrastructure to end global poverty forever, and still have more than enough money left over to buy a volcanic island, build a lair in the shape of a skull, and try to kill James Bond.

toadprince:

gendernihilistanarchocommunist:

spiroandthelacktones:

eartharchives:

It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.

!!!!

angelsunawares:

angelsunawares:

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

bensrichie:

me holding my cat like a baby: little babey,,,,,, fat babey,,,,,, actual babey,,,,

my cat:

cryptidsnail:

me at everyone hating on Bohemian Rhapsody after the Golden Globes:

1dietcokeinacan:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

tilthat:

TIL in the 1900’s tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina.

via reddit.com

Let’s bring this back

Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my pussy fully lost in the sauce